Joseph has wanted a puppy really badly for a long time. I finally broke down and got him one as an early birthday surprise! I haven't been excited to have a dog around. Though I'm not really a dog person I always knew we would need to get a dog someday. Joseph has been begging and begging for one even though I told him we couldn't have one while we live here in this house. The yard is just too small. He wore me down enough I guess. Around Christmas, he started emailing me links to different craigslist post of puppies for sale. Then when his birthday was approaching he did the same thing. I took one that he seemed excited about and gave him an early birthday surprise. Brody came from Wallowa so Joseph's brother Ben brought it down when he came for a visit toward the end of January.
Even though this was a whole month before his actual birthday, I made his birthday dinner and afterward presented him with this poem/contract before he was able to see the his new puppy. He was pretty surprised!
Bet you're wondering- what is up?
(hint: I'm trying to think of a rhyme... oh I give up)
Well your fondest dreams today come true,
but first there's one thing that you must do.
Before this gift you are allowed to see,
there are terms to which you must agree.
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- I Joseph Waite will walk my canine
every day whether rain, snow, or shine.
- I'll rise every morning before I go to work,
and exercise my dog and me and never ever shirk.
- I will take charge for my dog's every need,
for training , exercise, water and feed.
- If bath time is needed cause he smells like decay,
I will bathe him promptly without delay.
- My wife and children will never have to find
doo doo in the yard from my dog's behind.
- I'll do all these things and with superhuman strength sublime,
still not put any priority over frequent family time.
- My wife must never feel she should do any of the chores
in order that she might buy my time to be with me some mores.
- Though Ivy may choose to help every once in a while,
I'll never expect it, I'll do all tasks with a smile.
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That is all, your name please sign,
and this thing will be yours in a very short time.
X_____________________
If these conditions aren't lived up to satisfactorily,
I'm sad to say a craigslist post will have to set us free.
I'm hopeful all will work out swell.
I love you Joseph more than words can tell.
(If I did not, I wouldn't have looked twice at a dog that is for sale)
Love,
Ivy xoxoxoxoxxxoxox!
He did sign his contract without hesitation!
I know that poem makes me sound pretty harsh, but I had to be harsh in order to make sure my bases were covered. I do like Brody. He has been a pretty good dog and I do spend time with him too. Joseph has done an excellent job living up to his contract so I don't have too many complaints. Brody rarely barks and he seems to learn things quickly. The girls really love him. Kilynn was a little scared of him at first, but I expected that. Before we got Brody, Kilynn was scared of any and every animal. Even if she saw a little fruit fly in our kitchen, she would cry hysterically and refuse to come out of her room. Brody has helped her get over those fears. Brody does have his faults, but I'm in a positive mood right now so I'd rather not get into them. None of them are too bad- just normal dog stuff.